blog on hiatus for a while.

this needs to be said so that over the next week or so i'll post a metric buttload of posts. otherwise i won't move my lazy ass 15 inches from the tv.

i have a new job that starts monday with what seems to be genuinely nice colleagues. You know...those my AGE. New job new environment. New grievances.

Getting the hang of working in zouk. I even know enough to recommend some drinks.

Those looking for a high

Flaming Lamborginni (sp?) - a layered drink with base kahlua, gallantino and a layer of brandy on top. The brandy is set on fire and the drink is sipped with a straw to avoid burning your lips. When its nearly finished the flames are doused with milk. Be warned takes a while to take effect
during this time customers like to make the mistake of ordering another one thinking it isn't strong. IT IS STRONG.

Sambuca - This comes in a shot which can be drunk in several different way. Tastes like peppermint liquer. The shot is poured into the mouth upon which the drinker gurgles it for a while, then his buddy lights it up while the liquer is still in his mouth. Not very strong...but it has to be tried once. The other method is similar to flaming lambo...but no milk.

Graveyard - A concoction of 6 types of alcohol. With guiness stout. Guranteed to send you to the grave. Haven't tried yet :)

Lady's Drinks

Pussyfoot - Fruit punch with milk. Yummy. Non-alcholic

Bailey's Cream with anything - Baileys is a type of coffee liquer thats very sweet. Goes esp well with milk.

Drinks you can't go wrong with

Vodka with anything - Vodka is colorless odorless and supposedly tasteless. So if you mix it with lets say ribena...it will just taste like alcholic ribena. No nasty aftertaste. No unwanted side effects. Esp popular vodka orange. Also known as "screwdriver"

Sex on the beach - nuff said

Lychee martini - boringg.

I have also done my finances and have calculated that i can't afford a dorm. On the other hand..now i can afford a lot of other things :)

edit: Its a freaking butt plug.